Yes, okay. Merlin.
Get in here. Give me your wand.
I just had lunch with Tubby. She asked me how I was "handling it all."
Do you care to venture what she was referring to?
Her outfi---No! Merlin and Morgana, Albus. How the fuck should I know what Tubby is talking about?
Well. She seems to be under the impression that you are cheating on me with none other than your Auror Partner Charlie.
Now. Would you care to enlighten me as to why this rumour is going about the Ministry, when it is so clearly not. true.
Seems to think you're fucking Charlie. Yes.
Which is comical considering how difficult you're finding it right now to not fuck me, but still. I don't much appreciate these sorts of rumours.
I'm not fucking Charlie.
Oh, no? And what are you going to do about this ridiculous scandal?
Don't be ridiculous. You know I'm not.
I'll find out where it's coming from.
Mmm. And then what will you do?
All of the other trainees are listening at the door. You know that, right?
Well. Maybe this will set them straight.
Thought you'd never as----Nrkgg.
Fuck. You are so sexy when you're possessive.
Now, don't ever let me hear that people are discussing your sex life with someone other than me ever again.
I'm...going to need a minute.
You don't get one. Here's your wand.
I'll see you at home later.
Alright, children. Mummy and daddy were just having a discussion. Now fuck off all of you.
Mmm. Indeed. See you at home, sexy. Train hard.
Bye, everyone. Hi, Dad!
See you at home tonight, Sco.